Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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