Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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