About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
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Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
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If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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