I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Dignity is for republicans.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Success! We fucked roommates!
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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