You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
We're not piercing ourselves today.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Randomize
