Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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