He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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