areolas are like halos for boobs.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
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Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
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Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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