I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
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At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
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Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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