yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
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you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
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I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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