I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
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you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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