god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
i now understand why vodka
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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