physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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