She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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