should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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