I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
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i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
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He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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