You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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