Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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