There was a lot of him and a little penis
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
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I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
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I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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