just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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