i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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