My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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