I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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