Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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