i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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