He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
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The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
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I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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