i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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