great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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