shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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