I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
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He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
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Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
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I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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