i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
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just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
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We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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