Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
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i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
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She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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