he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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