Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Soap is not a condiment
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
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Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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