I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Life is so much better after having sex.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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