he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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