I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I supernannyed him into submission
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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