okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
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I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
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i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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