We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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