It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
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Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
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You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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