She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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