You work out of a Hotel?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
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