this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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