she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
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