You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
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we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
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this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
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He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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