I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
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Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
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omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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