I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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