Soap is not a condiment
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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