So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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