By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
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As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
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Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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