I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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