I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
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Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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