I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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