best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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