Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize