Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
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Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
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Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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