yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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